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Simple!  Just get a cheaper (yet more fugly) date.  The recession is rough, so just bag it then tag it!

I keep my money safely stored in the bank.. it’s just WalMart’s bank, Amazon’s bank, the power company’s bank…

Pluto: Still a planet to me!

Twat Angling – Now there’s a sport for ya!  I should start a ZanyHQ Twat Anglers team.  You just can’t beat fresh twa….. (ahem)

Nice mixup.  Weezer and Queen, with a little Joan Jett thrown in.  We Will Rock -- Beverly Hills.

Smooth AT&T… Smooooth

- I’m not sure that feeding it is the best idea though.

It must be a joke – What do you get when you cross a washed up midget actor, and two half-rate pantie models?  (I do want the 4 yellow signs though)

/facepalm *groaner*

Pricetag FAIL!

“If I gave you my number, the next thing I know, you’ll probably hit me on the head and r*pe me.”  -- Classic!

For shizzle my Vizzle!  Use the Fo’drizzle.  (That’s it for my oh-so-convincing Snoop Dogg dialect generator.)

You don’t think he forgot you neutered him, do ya?

Come, fly our AirliAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGGGGHHHH!

T.G.I.F.!!!  That means another Eye Candy post to thank ya’ll for giving us another excellent week.  Watching the referrals and link backs is my drug addiction – I must hit refresh 20+ times a day lol.  Feed my addiction, and if you like a post, SHARE it – I need my fix!!

Enjoy the weekend all!

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