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Finally, Reasons Gay Marriage Should Be Illegal.
12 Reasons Why Gay Marriage Should Be Illegal Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people can’t legally get married because the world needs more children. Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. Straight marriage will [...]
Continue Reading....Life’s Real (Non-PC) Lessons.
Friday, December 4, 2009
373 Realistic Lessons for Life… The way life really is. So grab a refill, and settle in to avoid doing your actual job for a while. 1. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. 2. Do not argue with an idiot. [...]
Continue Reading....Blockbuster – Return Those DVDs!
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
I almost wish I could get into one of these WTF email-tennis matches! From: David Thorne Date: Sunday 8 November 2009 2.16pm To: Megan Roberts Subject: DVDs Dear Megan, Thank you for your letter regarding overdue fees. As all four movies were outstanding examples of modern cinematic masterpieces, your assumption that I would wish to retain them in my possession is [...]
Continue Reading....51 Jokes in 4 Mins
Thursday, November 12, 2009
51 Jokes crammed into one 4 minute clip -- and a few that I hadn’t heard (or remembered lol) (via)
Continue Reading....You know you’re a 90’s kid when:
Friday, October 23, 2009
I was an 70’s-80’s child, so a lot of the cartoon references are lost on me – but I got a few teen years (and half of my 20’s) into the 90’s… even though a LOT of these are 80’s references. I’ll have to dig up the 70’s and 80’s child lists for next week. Wanna [...]
Continue Reading....373 Excellent One-Liners
Monday, October 19, 2009
It’s Monday.. need something to read this week? They 373 One-liners. Read them carefully – there will be a pop quiz on Friday. 1. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. 2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag [...]
Continue Reading....Life’s Word Seek
Thursday, September 3, 2009
You don’t need a word list for this one.. just seek and find the answers to life.
Continue Reading....Concept Unclear
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
If you have the fear of being buried alive.. might I suggest iCremation instead of an iPhone?
Continue Reading....I Hate My Job!
Thursday, August 6, 2009
My job is so unbelievable. I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and [...]
Continue Reading....A real test of English pronunciation. Can you do it?
Thursday, August 6, 2009
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud. Try them yourself. Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I [...]
Continue Reading....Stand Up Comedy: Racist Movies
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Bill Burr’s ‘Racist Movies’ bit.. “I’m running out of white guilt.”
Continue Reading....The Talking Dog
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
A funny joke by Ed McKirdy from the Old Jews Telling Jokes site. [blip.tv ?posts_id=2316571&dest=-1]
Continue Reading....The Pinochio Paradox
Monday, June 22, 2009
If it does, it won’t.. but if it doesn”t then it will… so it won’t… so it will… so.. o’boy.
Continue Reading....Homer Simpson’s Words of Wisdom
Friday, June 19, 2009
When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle – they’re on TV! Bingo! I love that game, but I can’t remember what to say when you win. Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life’s problems. What’s the point of going out? We’re [...]
Continue Reading....Songs no guy should have on his iPod
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Much like a person’s DVD collection, a person’s iPod is essentially a window into their soul. With that in mind Team Cool & Tough put together this definitive list of songs no dude should have on their iPod. You know, because sometimes people need guidance in not sucking. If any of the following are currently on [...]
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